radio
me
reads...
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- Book coolie
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- A Good Beer Blog
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- Large fellow
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- Looka
- Michael Moore
- Moorishgirl
- Nick Douglas
- Nextbook
- ni.vu.ni.connu
- Noodlepie
- Satan's laundramat
- Unwashed Depressive
- Vinography: a wine blog
- Waiter rant
- wfmu.org
- Whiskey bar
- Winter of Discontent
words & stuff
- World Wide Words
- Calendrier Republicain
- Encyclopedie-enligne
- French Dictionary
- One Look
- Online etymology
- Project Gutenberg
- Webster's Online
- Wordsmith
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(foolish dribbles to be written at uncertain times, on an irregular basis, from uncertain sections of the ever expending universe, and from whatever dimension I-We-Us-Them might find ourselves/ myself in …)Tuesday, January 04, 2005
I'M A BIG BOY NOW
Feel like a big boy now.
Got a job.
Get home from work
with groceries in my trunk
paid for with a credit card
twenty dollars from being maxed out.
Brutus
waits for me with tail wagging
and expecting to be fed right away.
He only pissed once in the house
today.
Good boy.
Fifty milliliter bottle
of raspberry flavored
middle shelf vodka.
Down.
A freebie from the distributor.
Those little bottles
they attach to bigger bottles
of similar yet different
products
which are better known by the public
and thus sale better.
so the customers
might get a taste of something
different
and so that the distributor
might sale a wider variety
of their product.
the consumer
know?
if all liquor stores are like the one
where I work
those little taste bottles
usually make it
in the employees’ bags
or pant pockets
for immediate
or close
to immediate
use.