NEEDLING

This coming Sunday, I’ve been invited to a Star Wars costume birthday party.
Now, let me make this clear, I am not a Star Wars fan, nor do I particularly hate the trilogies, I simply don’t care either way. I haven’t seen the new films, and don’t expect to. I saw the original trilogy ages ago.
Nonetheless here I am in this predicament of needing to dress up for a costume party.
I’ve asked some of my favorite customers at the store, and I’ve also asked my co-workers, what they think I should dress myself as.
They all said, without hesitation, without any sort of brainstorming, or taking advice from others around them: You should go as an Ewok.
Then, as if to justify themselves: You all ready have the facial hair, it’d be easy.
I’m not sure how to take this.
I guess Ewoks are cute cuddly little friendly creatures.
This should make me feel special, somehow.